March 8, 2010
Famous architect designs daft looking shoes!

For lots of environmentally conscious hipsters it can be hard to show how much you love the earth - I mean sure, you can buy Ecover washing-up liquid and cycle your Pashley to the farmers market to buy jam from renewable strawberry patches but without the right props how would anyone really know? Lets say you have a night at the theatre, aside from asking loudly in the bar if the pinot noir is organic and fairtrade you could be mistaken for just another spoiled, shallow, middleclass, self-deluded clown. Luckily the wonderful world of ARCHITECTURE proffers a solution - eco shoes! That’s right, limited edition “work-of-art” shoes designed by starchitect Zaha Hadid. They’re injection moulded using RECYCLED MATERIALS! On sale at Dover Street market the shoes are a very reasonable £200 including “limited edition box”. What makes these shoes a Must-Have though, is that they’re basically really expensive designer jelly-shoes - you can wear them to the beach in Barbados this summer (Hubby will carbon offset the flight - no worries there!).

http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/08/06/zaha-hadid-turns-shoe-designer-teams-up-with-melissa/

February 16, 2010
Donald Trumps unveils masterplan for a golf resort in an area of outstanding natural beauty in Scotland. But don’t worry! It’s SUSTAINABLE!

The architect for the scheme, Gareth Hoskins (colossal tosser), of Gareth Hoskins Architects, said the masterplan aimed to create

“a strong sense of place and distinct character, with the design of the resort and village rooted in the inherent qualities of the setting”

He added: “Trump International Golf Links is one of the most significant new development projects within Scotland”

Yeah Gareth, it’s 2 golf courses, 950 holiday homes, 500 houses and a hotel - that’s not significant - it’s fucking mental.

He goes on “the team has the ambition to make this an exemplar for the type of high-quality sustainable places that Scotland should have the confidence and vision to create.”*

I call bullshit on this irresponsible mess…

*The US tycoon recently also received permission to add four privately-owned homes and two plots of land to the blueprint for the scheme.

February 16, 2010
insanely lazy?

“Did you know almost all padded envelopes are non recyclable!”

Can’t be arsed to stick a parcel label or square of scrap paper on a jiffy envelope? Why not invest in a desk top dispenser “that it is yours for life” and special ECO refills from envelope angel™. You’re like, totally saving the world!

A criminally inefficient and useless product with regards to re-using/ recycling as well as a blatant marketing device guised as a ‘product’ with (hideous) branding all over it.




February 15, 2010
selv dumber

Oh look, someone’s designed a ‘raft-chair’ (for when the world is flooded).

February 15, 2010
dum

“the Watchmans Hut is a proposal for a guest artist studio that focuses on the immediate and direct encounter between artist, architecture and extreme nature. The project addresses the human inevitability of leaving traces in a nature one wishes to see untouched”

February 15, 2010
Hideously coloured stools that fall apart if you so much as open a packet of crisps…but they’re made of recycled plastic so lets celebrate.

Hideously coloured stools that fall apart if you so much as open a packet of crisps…but they’re made of recycled plastic so lets celebrate.

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